Can you spell graduation without a computer? A college senior probably couldn’t.
I remember what shocked me the most when I began teaching college students – their poor grammar and spelling skills. I’ve come to realize that the primary reason for their poor spelling and grammar is Microsoft Word. The magic Spell Check and Grammar Check are literally deleting the requirement to remember all those “annoying” writing rules. Without those handy dandy wavy green and red lines – college students suddenly become quite uncomfortable.
A colleague of mine and I were talking about this a few weeks ago and he offered to use his upcoming midterm, which was an in-class handwritten essay, as an example for me to review. He shared these with me last week so I could take a look at some of the common errors. The students in this class were all college seniors.
These were the most popular and repeated mistakes I saw. (If you can’t find the errors, don’t worry – I put the corrections here: Corrections.)
I don’t want to loose any points.
Because they are experts and your not.
Pay attention to there needs as a customer
On several occassions
Leading resteraunt
Conveinence
Necessaties
Better alterative
Perhaps on a really good day, I can forgive some of the mistakes above. Maybe they were nervous taking the test. Maybe they were in a hurry. But the mistakes listed below are almost unbelievable. Take a look:
Carear Choice
Take those ideas and digg deeper
Start puting those words together
Non literal interperation
Finley aged wiskey
Your punisment
Arodynamic wings
They watched the hole time
On the possitive side, the product may be freasher
Greating cards
Used as a wieght for fishing
Dieing car battery
Horse rase
Creative stimulis
Our staff can renivate an old building
I want the product to reach the customer in tact
Have the person wright it down
Marketing campane
This one is by far my favorite. I couldn’t find a place to cut it into pieces – so I put the HOLE thing in.
“Can I get this service in the middle of no ware? Does the fact that I live in the middle of no ware no cost more? How can you garenty they will be fresh?”
These are COLLEGE SENIORS writing this – on an EXAM. These aren’t casual handwritten notes; they are deliberate statements they prepared to be graded by their professor. They also aren’t simple mistakes like freind or sceince (remember that annoying rule? “I” before “E” except after “C”?). Nor are they mistakes we can all forget at times like “Tommorrow” (Is it one “m” and two “r’s” or vise versa?) or even “Entreprener.” (MOST people can’t spell this one right – its almost as hard to remember as miscellaneous.) The mistakes I found were whoppers. Oh, and I didn’t include all of them, there were more than this.
To their defense, there were some intelligently handwritten essays in the pack. Their handwriting was even pretty. However, it was painfully obvious who was used to writing by hand and who wasn’t. The truth of the matter is –regardless of how smart you think you are – no one will think you are smart if we can’t read your handwriting, or worse – can read your writing and we laugh at your mistakes.
There is value in writing by hand – even if it is just writing a personal journal. Writing by hand isn’t only a mental exercise; it is also a kinesthetic process. Not only do you have to rely on your own grammatical and spelling knowledge, but also you have to think a lot slower because your hand can only write so fast. Your mind and body have to work in a much more coordinated effort.
Asking your brain to communicate to your hand to hand write something is a wonderfully refreshing exercise. I highly recommend it and if you can. Try to write at least two pages in one sitting. You might actually be surprised at how many words YOU don’t know how to spell.